The three worst bug out vehicles to have in your driveway
With the ongoing concern and near hysteria of the threat of the coronavirus, I thought it might be a good time to discuss the three worst choices for bug out vehicles if things go bad.
They are the vehicles that we all knew would be the cause of our demise if we were caught in a life or death situation.
Okay, lets get this started. Your city implodes and you need to get out of town, you quickly pack some things and run to your:
Ford Tempo
You’re screwed. It doesn’t matter the year or the trim level, you’re safer to stay at home, and to be honest it likely won’t start anyway. If it does start, you will be greeted with a noise from your power steering pump that will ultimately drive you insane. Although that doesn’t really matter because putting the car into gear will cause the Transmission to fail, which means if you want to leave, it will be on foot. Which is why the best aftermarket part for a Ford Tempo is Nike shoes.
2. Chevy Lumina Van
You are also screwed, but you are also likely oblivious to the problems of the outside world, because you’re either not well informed or intellectually challenged. How I know this because you bought a Lumina Van. Lets give you the benefit of the doubt and say it was a gift or it was the only vehicle left in your price range, you’re still screwed because you will have spent every last penny chasing the electrical problems, fixing intake leaks, or fixing transmission problems. You’re not going anywhere.. but wait, lets give the van some props, it does have lots of space to fill with supplies or family members for your short journey to failure. Let’s say you do make it out of town and find yourself lost don’t panic, before too long it will break down because it will have leaked out all it’s coolant and transmission fluid. Then, you will be able to follow the drips all the way home. Which is really perfect, because Lumina van owners are likely to have forgotten why they left home anyway.
3.Plymouth Voyager
You’re screwed, but you knew it on the drive home from purchasing it. That’s why you created the virus. You wanted the world to burn with you..
Comment Below on your choice for worst bug out vehicle.
